So a while ago, a friend and I were chatting, I jokingly brought up the idea of making a parody of Nothing Can Stop the Smooze. With alcohol. It devolved into this glorious monstrosity:

Something good is comin’ down, have you heard the news?

Listen up!

Get inside, grab a glass and set it aside, nothing can stop, the Booze!

See the way it poureth forth, so much to pick and choose,

Here it comes, right now, nothing can stop, the Booze!

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